He awakens..not quite dawn, only to find ones self still alone. He wonders where she go? The emptiness leaves his heart crushed, his mind racing and vision a blur.

First off, I moved into my own condo at the beginning of October, and now I’m moving out of here to the city of Florence! I’m stoked. Why am I moving you may ask? For work. I’ve been promoted to Asst Manager in Photo Electronics and they’re moving me down to the Coast. Some neat facts about Florence, Oregon:

Lots of retired people,

Lots of rain,

air quality rating of 16, on a scale of 1-100 (sad)

Great dunes for Offroad activities,

Sand boarding,

9,000 people (roughly) live in the area

There is a casino.

SO yeah, I’m stoked and nervous at the same time..

I’m going to miss being away from my friends..

After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.

Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.

“There might be some matches in the top drawer,” she replied.

He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.

Naturally, the guy began to worry.

“Is this your husband?” he inquired nervously.

“No, silly,” she replied, snuggling up to him.

“Your boyfriend then?” he asked.

“No, not at all,” she said, nibbling away at his ear.

“Well, who is he then?” demanded the bewildered guy.

Calmly, the girl replied, “That’s me before the operation.”

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Granted the fuel test was only done by driving one mile and topping the tank off again… It still managed to nail a 84mpg ratiing. I call it the Little German that Could.  For more information on this build, check out Top Gear’s website and this little car by clicking here

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For any fan of the Beastie Boys, I found this remix on Myspace of a song called “Alive”. It’s got some smooth beat lines and I liked enough that after I added it to my myspace page, I began a search for it online. Unsucessful in my Googling, yahoo-ng and p2p searches I did the smartest thing. I contacted the guy in Poland via his myspace and asked for the file! He promptly replied saying I could have it when he found it himself, this of course only took  him like 20 minutes and I had the mp3 on my pc and mp3 player! He goes by the name see4thD and has some sweet tracks. In return for him sharing this file with me, I intend to share with you, of course with his permission!
Right click the below link to Download and enjoy!

beastie-boys-alive-see4thd-remix

I use most of these myslef!

Everyone is looking for a reason to drink beer. Right? It turns out that a lot of people are. So here are 10 great reasons to drink more beer. Not only that, but they’re all true. Beer really is good for your health, so drink up!

1. Beer Reduces Stress

Alcohol in general has been shown to reduce stress. This one is obvious, and may be the best reason beer is good for your health.

2. Beer is Good for the Heart

A study was conducted from 1982 - 1996 on the elderly. It was found that those who drank at least 1.5 per day had a 20-50 percent less chance of having heart failure.

3. Beer Improves Blood Circulation

Beer increases your “good” cholesterol, or HDL (high-density lipoprotein) cholesterol. Its basically a kind of blood fat, so it reduces blood’s tendency to clot.

4. Beer is Chock Full o’ Fiber

The fiber comes from the cell walls of the malted barley. A liter of beer can have as much as 60% of your daily recommended fiber. The extra fiber will keep you regular and can also lower the risk of heart disease.

5. Beer as a Multi-vitamin

Beer is a significant source of magnesium, selenium, potassium, phosphorus, biotin, folate, vitamin B6 and vitamin B12

6. Beer can Prevent Strokes

A study published in Stroke magazine in 2001 showed that alcohol drinkers have fewer strokes. Because it thins the blood, it increases the circulation in the brain, thereby protecting from silent strokes which are cause by tiny blood clots.

7. Beer keeps your Brain Young

A large study, published in the December 2001 issue of Alcoholism: Clinical & Experimental Research, was conducted on elderly italian men and women. It showed that moderate drinkers had a 40% lower risk of mental impairment.

8. Beer is Good for your Liver

Alcohol expands the small blood vessels in the liver. This speeds up metabolism so it can help clean all the toxins out of the liver. This is from Beer Net Publication, April 2001 Biological Institute.

9. Beer Cures Insomnia

Lactoflavin and nicotinic acid, both present in beer, can promote sleep. Also hops are a natural sedative.

10. Beer Fends off Gallstones

According to Professor Oliver James at the University of Newcastle, beer protects against gallstones and kidney stones.
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Taken from BeerDrinker.net